Ele:

WHY HELLO THERE ELE

OH NO WHAT IS THIS

ARE YOU SICK

WELL THAT’S JUST NOT VERY GOOD AT ALL

NO DON’T BE SICK

IT’S OKAY I KNOW WHAT WILL FIX THIS

JUST KIDDING BUT SERIOUSLY

THIS IMAGE ISN’T ANIMATED BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE WOULD COLLAPSE

FEEL BETTER

SOCIALLY AWKWARD

petepec:

missparanoiaa:

diamondstothefullest:

fourthweek:

  • You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
  • Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice
  • Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
  • Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
  • Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
  • You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.
  • Accidentally look someone in the eye. Pretend to look past them.
  • You say something stupid. You play it down, but everyone sees your face going red.
  • You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper.
  • Your friends formed a circle while you were gone. You can’t fit and end up standing slightly askew.
  • Waiting by yourself for friends. Pretend you’re texting.
  • You tell a hilarious joke. Nobody laughs.
  • You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other person just coughed, now you have to wait.
  • Walk into the restrooms and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.
  • The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.
  • AWKWARD SILENCE.

so very true :\

Definitely.

Pretty much describes my life.

Sounds very very familiar.

SO MUCH

Stoya™: Stoya vs. Lady Porn Day

stoya:

I am a porn star.

I am a lady that makes porn.

I hear a lot from women about how they are uncomfortable with their vaginas. They wonder if it looks right, smells right, is the right color, shape, size, proportionate, if their labia stick out too much (or even not enough).

I hear that they…

Honey badger don’t care.

Honey badger don’t care.

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ophiucha:

China Miéville speaking on the fantasy-science fiction divide.

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keeptheballrolling:

Hillary delivers the best response to yesterday’s attack on Planned Parenthood 

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squishypeqs:

I tried to quickly slap together a Canadian Trollface 2.0….
Oh God, I created a monster >_> T_T He’s hideous…
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squishypeqs:

I tried to quickly slap together a Canadian Trollface 2.0….

Oh God, I created a monster >_> T_T He’s hideous…

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